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Does God Have Herpes?

Question:
"God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them" (Genesis 1:27).

So does this mean that God has herpes?

Answer:
Does God have cancer? Does God have any other virus? Are you that ignorant or just trying to be a smartass?

Answer:
the devil has the cure. sorry to ruin you life

Answer:
"God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them" (Genesis 1:27).

So does this mean that God has herpes? You may be on to something, I would not rule it out, maybe it’s giant space Herpes? Of course it would be the invisible strain that can’t even be seen in a microscope, a type of supernatural Herpes. Not sure if we can contract it or not, never heard of a case.
Here, this poem may help:
All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot
Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous
All evils great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all
Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin
Who made the sharks? He did
All things scabbed and ulcerous(Herpes)
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all
- Amen -

P.S. I just could not resist!:lol:

Answer:
he he he.

Although, some will try to say the "devil" created all the bad things.

BUT..to this fable I must ask.....WHO CREATED THE DEVIL???

GOD, right?


So, there you have it!

Answer:
LOL I love it! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! As for the poor soul who thinks the devil is in your genitalia........get real, will ya!

Answer:
did someone on here actually say that!?!? that the "devil " is in our genitalia?!?!?

ha ha ha. great. Now we have THAT to worry about too! (sarcasm thick here)! Herpes...the devil......what next?!?! Jimmy Hoffa?!!? man.....

I think herpes was here with us all along, introduced by MAN himself in his/her need to stick things in their happy holes, or do the sticking. HIV is derived from the apes/monkeys, syphllis from sheep....so who knows where herpes originated from. I would dare say it is even older than hiv/syphllis. No devils....just man. We are our worst enemy. ;-)
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