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Does God Have Herpes?
Question: "God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them" (Genesis 1:27). So does this mean that God has herpes? Answer: Does God have cancer? Does God have any other virus? Are you that ignorant or just trying to be a smartass? Answer: the devil has the cure. sorry to ruin you life Answer: "God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them" (Genesis 1:27). So does this mean that God has herpes? You may be on to something, I would not rule it out, maybe it’s giant space Herpes? Of course it would be the invisible strain that can’t even be seen in a microscope, a type of supernatural Herpes. Not sure if we can contract it or not, never heard of a case. Here, this poem may help: All things dull and ugly All creatures short and squat All things rude and nasty The Lord God made the lot Each little snake that poisons Each little wasp that stings He made their brutish venom He made their horrid wings All things sick and cancerous All evils great and small All things foul and dangerous The Lord God made them all Each nasty little hornet Each beastly little squid Who made the spiky urchin Who made the sharks? He did All things scabbed and ulcerous(Herpes) All pox both great and small Putrid, foul and gangrenous The Lord God made them all - Amen - P.S. I just could not resist!:lol: Answer: he he he. Although, some will try to say the "devil" created all the bad things. BUT..to this fable I must ask.....WHO CREATED THE DEVIL??? GOD, right? So, there you have it! Answer: LOL I love it! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! As for the poor soul who thinks the devil is in your genitalia........get real, will ya! Answer: did someone on here actually say that!?!? that the "devil " is in our genitalia?!?!? ha ha ha. great. Now we have THAT to worry about too! (sarcasm thick here)! Herpes...the devil......what next?!?! Jimmy Hoffa?!!? man..... I think herpes was here with us all along, introduced by MAN himself in his/her need to stick things in their happy holes, or do the sticking. HIV is derived from the apes/monkeys, syphllis from sheep....so who knows where herpes originated from. I would dare say it is even older than hiv/syphllis. No devils....just man. We are our worst enemy. ;-) Copyright © 2007 - 2008 www.thanktoday.com
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