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i was in the local boozer this weekend, well fri nite, and sat with two of my mates who have recently came back from thier holidays...

they was telling me about all the women they pulled showing me pictures and having a laff, until one said to the other

"hows your bites cummin on"

he then replied "not cleared up yet but ones turned into a scab, ive got four of em now"

the first one replies "ive got loads, looks like my knobs falling off"

i said "what are you on about"

the first one says "start of the second week me and "insert generic name" got mosqito bites on our dicks."

i said "did u sleep with anyone?? without a condom? i bet uve got caught sumfin" (i know condoms aint 100% before u all start)

first one says " yeah we pulled first nites and barebacked the same two all week.. it was well funny,. we even swapped birds for a laff one nite and got to sleep with em - they where clean tho, well they said they was..."

second one says "yeah they are def mosqito bites. should clear up soon, but they dont half itch and my knobs been tingling since ive been back"

first one says " yeah mine has aswell.. well at least it aint an STD - bloody mosqitios..."

i was dying to say sumfin more concrete, but they would only say to them ive got it...

hmm what i do i do

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so your friends don't know you have herpes? i would suggest they go to the doctor. i mean really, they both have mosquito bites on their penises and no where else? did they say they were running around or sleeping in the nude? i would hope they would both be thinking that this was something more than just bug bites.

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Sorry but I thought that was quite funny. I bet you couldn't believe it.

You could say since they told you, you've looked on the internet and think it could be an STD and they should get checked.

All you can do is give them advice.

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Tell em mosquitoes pass herpes :lol:

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:lol: That's good.

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What are you laughing about, it's true. That's how I got it. Living on a tropical island and all that....

Ok Ok I am kidding, just in case someone really believes me

Christy

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hahaha!!! Gutted, you slay me!!! Remind me of my time spend in Dagenham (you familiar??? What part of london ?? Cuz the lingo, well, it smells of Dagenham to me!! hahahaha)...also hung out a bit in Romford! rowdy boys there. Had the best time of my life in the UK. (no, I am not an "essex gel"....no chavy here....but sounded like one when I returned to the states!!!)

Your post made me well...homesick? Is that possible?? Even though I was not born and bred in the UK??

BUT....yeah, sounds like your barebackin' buddies might have caught the herps too...ESPECIALLY after they swapped lady friends!

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lol - no now one knows i have it and i didnt want to say to much incase they twigged on i have it.

- ive told one to go to the doctor he said nah its clearing up now.

i aint gonna force him to go.

No im not from london, im a midlands lad - i know essex well tho!muhahahahaha - innit.

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Cor! Meet me at the boozer we'll get a bit Brahms.....muahahaha! ;-)

Some of the best time in me life were when I lived in London. NOBODY should have as much fun as I did! hahahaha! ;-)