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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
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NICE
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Heya,
Haha. That was awesome, in a strange way.
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theory humor... gotta love it
lol where'd you come across that one?
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Oh my.
Originally Posted by DaGeek and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda
Ha. That was the best part.
The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
Why would contrary motion be bassless? It's BEST with the bass, actually.
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Oh, and it should have been G that was contributing to the diminution of a minor.
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That's funny, though a little confusing.
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Amazing.
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What song would that be?
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Originally Posted by Hopeful What song would that be? ... you just don't get it.
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That is the funniest thing I have read since Dr. Worm's last post.
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I don't even know where it came from, lol, my best friend just say, "I think you'd appreciate this" and gave it to me . I'm glad he did, I got a good laugh
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haha, very nice, I love it.