Question:
Don't ask me why I'm writing this. I'm really bored.
The Double Woot Song
(verse 1)
This is a song that was written by me
A song to help you face reality
Life is stupid, we all know that
So I'll help you face the fact
(pre-chorus)
Sometimes you have a stinky day
And comfort food won't make it okay
(chorus)
Sing a song regardless of how it goes
Or scream along with your radio
Sometimes life can be a hoot
Just sing with me, DOUBLE WOOT!
(verse 2)
Sing a song of unsadness
And loudly proclaim your gladness
That I was here to make you smile
Even for a little while
(pre-chorus)
(chorus)
(bridge)
Sing with me, DOUBLE WOOT!
This song should be your pick-me-up
If you see a deer, please don't shoot
Just scare it by screaming DOUBLE WOOT!

Answer:
Shockingly, this is pretty good stuff...
You definitely must write music to this, it's like--the CPF anthem....
*Is in awe*
Answer:
Someone is awestruck due to my fabulous writing skills. Whoa. This is new.
I'll try and write more. Someone who can record can write music. I don't have recording stuff.